memewhore:

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its-your-mind:

it’s been three whole entire years

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mmagurro:

quick wx…bio exam tmr 😔💔

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therenobee:

jenjensd:

jenjensd:

cryptoidantagonist:

cryptoidantagonist:

cryptoidantagonist:

cryptoidantagonist:

babblingbranches:

clitfisto:

clitfisto:

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

Oh boy, a bunch of stone spikes standing in a barren wasteland. I’m certain this is a place of honor, and that many highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here. A place of value to be sure!

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luxidae:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

WE DOIN’ CRIMINAL DEEDS AND EVIL ACTS

⚠️ONLY⚠️

wizardavid:

i-am-emily:

fiddlertoad:

yebisu:

onlywayin-deactivated20231101:

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

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the-smol-machine:

the-smol-machine:

people who write IDs and also have 500 badges after their url

who is this for

thats it thats the post

actually no i will elaborate a little. do you know what all those badges mean for a screen reader?

each one is its own separate object that has to be scrolled through.

there is no way to skip to the body of the post, so the only real option is to either keep pushing through all the badges or go down to the bottom of the post and read it backwards.

or you know just skip the post entirely that’s nice too tbh

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ad-wills:

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batwynn:

batwynn:

I think we stop using the Clean Up song too soon, as a society.

I’ve seen college students go insane over Dora the Explorer songs. They clould be ten drinks in and start cleaning up the frat house party in seconds if someone blasted the Clean Up song on with a little bass mixed in. They could be graduated and working at a shit job that they’re overqualified for and tired tired and that shit comes on their playlist and triggers them like a sleeper agent.

We could be memeing ourselves into better self care.

Society if we added bass to the Clean Up Song:

ao3commentoftheday:

sweet-dignity-pegususgirl:

ao3commentoftheday:

ALT

would you?

image ID: another edit of the same anti-piracy ad as above. This one reads, “bitch I might”

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bitletsanddrabbles:

alex51324:

strangeducks:

rudjedet:

wizard-email:

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

After three batches, my findings so far:

• I use full fat Greek yoghurt and self-rising flour
• Ratio by weight
• Add a pinch of salt
• Knead until no longer sticky, adding more flour if necessary
• Roll them with olive oil instead of flour and fry in an otherwise unoiled, preheated pan (medium heat) (trust in the lord; it will seem like it’s going to stick to the pan at first but they’ll unstick in about 15 seconds)
• Roll them thin but not too thin; mine take about 45 seconds on either side
• Serving with garlic butter is also a very good option

I’m gonna be eating these for a month

This actually works?? Two-ingredient bread??

I gotta try it.

That’s…naan.

That’s naan?

*runs to Google*

HOLY SHIT THAT IS NAAN! HOW DID I NOT KNOW NAAN WAS THAT EASY TO MAKE?

swiftrunnerfelidae:

engulfes:

HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

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catboywizard:

this is such a specific intersection of 3 of my favorite things, i’m kinda obsessed

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